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Well what do we have here? Streetwise journalist looking for answers, huh. Well, answers we got, assuming you've got the second half of our agreement? Excellent. Love the satisfying click of an opening briefcase. Come on in, pal. Here's all the "dirt" we uncovered on this "Titanium Court":

So, lotta people have heard of this game, but not a lot are coming clean about what it actually is. Most of the witnesses we "interviewed" just said it was "a fanciful rabbit-hole of unending delights" or some crap like that. Real coy operation they got going on over there, I'll tell ya what. Don't worry, we did manage to shake a few facts out of them. Here you go!

Title: Titanium Court
Developer: AP Thomson
Publisher: Fellow Traveller
Number of players: 1
Platforms: PC / Mac
Play time: 6-30 hours.

Now as for the genre, we were having a lot of trouble pinning that down from testimony alone, so we "acquired" a beta key to see what was up. (Hey what's a private investigation without a little bit of larceny, right?) Anyway, we sent the key down to forensics. Let's look at what they have to say.

Forensics Report:

Titanium Court appears to be some kind of match-3 tower-defense roguelike. Or maybe it's a tower-defense puzzle strategy card roguelite? I hesitate to call it a deck-builder because you don't really build a deck but you do sometimes draft a variety of upgrades. Oh, there's also a LOT of text but we skipped all of that. Not our department.

End Forensics Report

Yeah, I don't know what to make of that either. Maybe this is something the kids are into nowadays? I asked my disrespectful teenage son but he just rolled his eyes and made some kinda inscrutable hand gesture I can only assume he learned after getting too much screen time. Takes after his old man too much, little punk.

About the Developer

As for the developer, this "AP Thomson" character, seems like they've been pushing out weirdo games for over a decade now. Had a hand in stuff like Beglitched, Swap Sword, Fortune-499, and most recently Consume Me. Word on the street also says this guy was somehow involved in "the most illegal videogame ever made" but details are pretty hard to come by there. Sounds like a real piece of work, if you ask me.

Anyway, that's what our investigation turned up. Good luck with the article, pal. Can't wait to read it, hehehe.